UnicornSpaceJump

The sky is blue because we live inside the eye of a blue-eyed giant, named Macumba.

speedyturtlebutt:

barackthehalls:

neonshi:

milafawnkawaiielfgoddessangelic:

truthtellingtime:

Just so everybody knows, the mirror is actually more reliable than the camera. Even though people say “the camera never lies”, it distorts your photographs a little bit. It has to turn a 3d image (you in real life) to a 2d image (a photograph) and consequently skews the proportions a little bit.
Also, “photogenic” is a real thing. Certain faces photograph well and others don’t. It’s all down the angles, proportions and size of your features.
Have you ever seen someone stunning who looks great in professional photographs and not in candids? Yeah, that’s because there’s a huge difference between a professional and an amateur. Professionals know how to minimise the issues cameras have. Lighting, angles and even the distance you are away from the camera plays a part (the amount of distortion varies depending on how close you are).
TL;DR if you think you look great in the mirror but not in the photo, trust the mirror. You look great!

NOT ONLY THAT, but when you look in a mirror, you’re seeing your face in motion, how others would see it. In a photograph, you’re still, and it can make small flaws and the like seem a lot more prominent, despite them being quite minuscule in person.

Also! Also, when you see yourself in the mirror you are looking at you face reverse of how a camera pics it up. No face is perfectly symmetrical so you get so used to seeing a mirrored version of your face that when it’s flipped in a picture you subconsciously notice the tiny differences in your face and thus you think you don’t look right.

I have never felt so relieved and beautiful thank you guys

So why am i ugly in mirrors and photos please explain this to me

your shit is incorrect. when you look in mirrors you automatically make your face in a pose that is pleasing for yourself to see unintentionally, whereas when you’re photographed or being filmed without you knowing, you look like you do in an everyday life 
you’re ugly. just deal with it.

speedyturtlebutt:

barackthehalls:

neonshi:

milafawnkawaiielfgoddessangelic:

truthtellingtime:

Just so everybody knows, the mirror is actually more reliable than the camera. Even though people say “the camera never lies”, it distorts your photographs a little bit. It has to turn a 3d image (you in real life) to a 2d image (a photograph) and consequently skews the proportions a little bit.

Also, “photogenic” is a real thing. Certain faces photograph well and others don’t. It’s all down the angles, proportions and size of your features.

Have you ever seen someone stunning who looks great in professional photographs and not in candids? Yeah, that’s because there’s a huge difference between a professional and an amateur. Professionals know how to minimise the issues cameras have. Lighting, angles and even the distance you are away from the camera plays a part (the amount of distortion varies depending on how close you are).

TL;DR if you think you look great in the mirror but not in the photo, trust the mirror. You look great!

NOT ONLY THAT, but when you look in a mirror, you’re seeing your face in motion, how others would see it. In a photograph, you’re still, and it can make small flaws and the like seem a lot more prominent, despite them being quite minuscule in person.

Also! Also, when you see yourself in the mirror you are looking at you face reverse of how a camera pics it up. No face is perfectly symmetrical so you get so used to seeing a mirrored version of your face that when it’s flipped in a picture you subconsciously notice the tiny differences in your face and thus you think you don’t look right.

I have never felt so relieved and beautiful thank you guys

So why am i ugly in mirrors and photos please explain this to me

your shit is incorrect. when you look in mirrors you automatically make your face in a pose that is pleasing for yourself to see unintentionally, whereas when you’re photographed or being filmed without you knowing, you look like you do in an everyday life 

you’re ugly. just deal with it.

(Source: owlygem, via cerulean-warbler)

> vevo

the sky is blue because you peasants live inside my eye

unicornspacejump:

its like a little city of slimy sea things that live inside hard sea things

kinda like vaginas and penises

unicornspacejump:

its like a little city of slimy sea things that live inside hard sea things

kinda like vaginas and penises

pyuke:

Omg

ive never tried bacon along with rumpsteak before
interesting

pyuke:

Omg

ive never tried bacon along with rumpsteak before

interesting

(Source: fuckyeahsexanddrugs, via cerulean-warbler)

i have new followers

hello

hello

hello

hello

its just an echo

im alone

everyone is dead

the follower was an ant

im a giant

hello hello

om simply just gonna spam tumblr until someone talks to me

or until i figure out how tumblr works

or until facebook starts working

this will be an interesting evening

ohgod please just make facebook work

ameen

HELLO

hello

?

it said chat

i get no respone

hello please

pls

hi

unicornspacejump:

i didnt find what i was looking for when i googled it, so i wrote it in capslock instead

still no success

I DIDNT FIND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR WHEN I GOOGLED IT, SO I WROTE IT IN CAPSLOCK INSTEAD

STILL NO SUCCESS

i didnt find what i was looking for when i googled it, so i wrote it in capslock instead

still no success

its like a little city of slimy sea things that live inside hard sea things

fartgallery:

walkie talkies are great if you wanna know approximately 20% of what people are saying

20% is too much

(via fartgallery)

facebook has not worked for 2 hours

i feel like i am dying

cerulean-warbler said: I don't play video games so i don't understand that reference... sorry. I'm Aaron.

unicornspacejump:

nice to meet you, im a nord female

cerulean-warbler said: I don't play video games so i don't understand that reference... sorry. I'm Aaron.

nice to meet you, im a nord female